Elsie's update

Hello World!

It's 2011 and I decided to make a New Year's Resolution.

So my resolution for this year is simple.

To be nice to Miss Goofy. She is very nice to me and I'm not always nice to her.  I'd like to change that. 

So that's my update.  Tune in next week when I tell you how the plate got broked.





Thank you Elsie! Now our top story tonight. Energizer bunny arrested charged with battery. HAHAHAHAHA I love that joke!


*Note: I do not own that joke. I found it. End note* 

My dad's works christmas party (say that 10 time fast)

My dad's work had a party last night at as my mom said on her blog an upscale-non-pizza-serving-Chuck E cheese (meanies also I think [now that i am older and have better taste buds]  that you should never eat at a place with the word CHUCK in the name just saying.) Now there is a bar (21 and over [duh i know but still])only) and games as well as ok food. I wanted to go play so that part is a bit blury. How ever I did get to spend some of dad's money on a card that you use kinda like at "Johns Incredible Pizza CO." The games were awesome there was this one where I kept hitting the jackpot and getting 102-106 tickets and i would get the jackpot like 3-4 times in a row then miss it and get 2 or 6 tickets and then hit the jackpot again. i was very happy with that. Did you know (scared yet?) that skee-ball is evil. It is my back hurts from it. It sucks big time. Hope you all have a happy Christmas.
From Miss goofy

Elsie's update

Hey Folks,

It's that time of the week again.  Time for Elsie's deep thoughts on events in the world.

Um, let's see...Oh yeah, JoyJoy's brudder Eric finded us.  Yeah, he's a gumaraff.  He's handsome but don't tell Lenny I said so.

What else?  Oh right, it's almost Christmas time.  There's lots of pretty lights on people's houses and it's getting cold.  Especially at night.  There's no snow but it's icy. 

I am worried about one thing.  There's no chimney in our 'partment.  Momma said not to worry about it.  I think that's code for I'm not getting presents.

I'm putting out a plea now to all my readers:  SEND GIFTS OR ELSIE'S CHRISTMAS WILL SUCK!!!


Love you!

An old song and a remake

So one night Mom,Dad and I were doing something (no i don't remember.) and somehow mom and dad decided that i needed to see the music video to England's Band Aid song 'Do they know it's Christmas.' here is the link if you want to see it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls
Well that lead to the US's 'We are the World.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcrwu6WGoMs&NR=1
Beautiful song as is 'Do they know it's Christmas.'
Well they redid 'We are the world' only this time for Haiti. Now the one for Haiti is done by the singers of today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI
Here is a list of the singers for the new version
Solos:
Justin Bieber
Nicole Scherzinger
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Nettles
Josh Groban
Tony Bennett
Mary J. Blige
Michael Jackson (stock footage only)
Janet Jackson
Barbra Streisand
Miley Cyrus
Enrique Iglesias
Jamie Foxx
Wyclef Jean
Adam Levine
P!nk
BeBe Winans
Usher
Celine Dion
Fergie
Nick Jonas
Toni Braxton
Mary Mary
Isaac Slade
Lil Wayne
Carlos Santana (solo with a guitar)
Akon
T-Pain
LL Cool J
Will.i.am
Snoop Dogg
Busta Rhymes
Swizz Beatz
Iyaz
Kanye West


Chorus:
Patti Austin
Kristian Bush
Zac Brown
Brandy
Melanie Fiona
Jimmy Jean-Louis
A. R. Rahman
Gladys Knight
Jordin Sparks
Rob Thomas
Musiq Soulchild
Randy Jackson
Taj Jackson
Taryll Jackson
TJ Jackson
Sean Garrett
Benji Madden
Joel Madden
Al Jardine
India.Arie
Brian Wilson
Julianne Hough
Keri Hilson
Tyrese Gibson
Robin Thicke
Joe Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Trey Songz
Jason Mraz
Harry Connick Jr.
Vince Vaughn
Ethan Bortnick
Katharine McPhee
Faith Evans
Kid Cudi
Bizzy Bone
Jeff Bridges
Raphael Saadiq
Mýa
Ann Wilson
Nancy Wilson
Orianthi (on guitar)
Anthony Hamilton
Piero Barone
Ignazio Boschetto
Gianluca Ginoble

I do not own these video's. No copyright infringement is intended.

Elsie's Update

So, today Miss Goofy says I have to give her an update.

She suggested I talk about what I did over Thanksgiving.

I didn't like that idea cause well, then I can't plead the fifth.  That's what Lenny suggested I do.

Anyway, I've decided to list what I DIDN'T do.

1. Ride Brother Feline like a pony.

2. Encourage the dog to bark by running past him and smacking his nosey.

3. Eat all the leftovers.

4. Gave Daddy his birthday gift.

5. Added extra sugar to the pie on Thanksgiving.

6. Spent lots of money on Christmas gifts on Amazon.

7. Laughed at Miss Goofy when she dropped the Tupperware.

8. Watched a stupid movie with Mommy and Daddy and Miss Goofy.

9. Added catnip to Brother Feline's water bowl.

10. Forgotten how much I love my family.

Love, Elsie!

Elsie's update

So, this week has been very busy for me.  I've had a lot to do.  We'll put it in list form.

1. Rode Miguel like a pony.  He didn't appreciate it.

2. Tried to ride Pito like a pony.  He really didn't appreciate it.

3. Convinced Reggie that he wasn't a rhinoceros but was in fact a triceratops.

4. "Helped" Brother Feline on more than one occasion.  We won't discuss how I helped him.

5. Ate a ton of the mini Snickers bars Daddy bought thinking he might like to have one in the evening.

6. Rearranged the silverware drawer to confuse Mommy.

7. Moved KK's favorite book to a secret location.

8. Scratched the doggy behind the ear.  He likes that.

9. Told Lenny the bird on his arm wasn't a parrot but was actually a chicken.  He looked at me like I was crazy and patted me on the top of the head.

10. Um, I'm not sure how much else I can talk about.  Maybe I should end the list now.

Have a great week!

Love, Elsie

A misunderstanding

Okay so when Miss Goofy told me I could post on her blog she suggested I do a post once a week.  I liked that idea and said okay.  But apparently she didn't mean I could only post once a week.  I'm thinking that I should have an assigned day though.  Like Wednesdays with Elsie.  What do you think, world?

Love you,
Elsie