Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Elsie's update.

It has come to my attention, that Kaite can't spell my name.  I have decided that until she correctly spells my name, I'm not going to spell hers correctly.  Take that Kaite.

In other news, someone said something to Kaite about wondering how I brokeded the plate.  Um, in my last update I never said I brokeded it.  I said I'd tell you how it got brokeded.  And so now, I will tell the tale.

Nora and Pito were playing hopscotch.  In the kitchen.  I was being a good little elephant and keeping score for them.  Pito throwed the ball and it flew right past second base.  As he was chasing it down, Nora ran into the end zone and spiked the hockey stick.  About that time, George and Fred jumped out of their tree house and yelled boo to Pito. Pito was startled and slipped on a mackerel that Robert had set down when he went to get a drink.  Robert was very upset when he saw the footprint on his fish. Nora promised to get Robert another fish and grabbed Daddy's car keys.  Pito realized they were going on a trip and ran to catch up with her.  They headed to the local Super Wally World and got a good price on hamburger.  Nora shaped the ground beef into fish shapes while Pito drove.  When they got home, Nora gave them to Robert.  He said it wasn't a fish.  Nora argued that she made it a fish.  

Then the doggie walked into the kitchen and scareded Daddy who was making a sandwich.  Daddy droppeded the plate and it fell on the floor and brokeded.  

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Love, Elsie